twenty one pilots at the skyway theatre, minneapolis, mn. 4/17/14

josh casually drummed on top of the crowd several times

this snake is all i care about and yet it is still at petsmart instead of wrapped around my body

twinkjared:

(⊙‿⊙✿)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

And we were golden. [x]

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